Tuesday, June 29, 2004

The Neurotic Hamster Pig

There once was a hamster pig named Midnight Zombie
I don't think he likes abercrombie
He sits in his house all day
He might be gay
But he makes the funniest freaking noises i've ever heard

Monday, June 28, 2004

The Love Triangle

Suzie loves Billy. Billy loves Brian. Brian isn't into that stuff and hooked up with Suzie instead.

Creepy Skeleton

I was walking in the desert and I looked over my shoulder and saw a skeleton. I didn't think about it, and I scurried along. About three or four miles later on my walk I came to another skeleton, so I decided to take a risk and talk to him. I said, "Hey. Hey you. Skeleton!" The skeleton gave me no response and got up and walked away. I followed him now more interested in how the hell he was moving and why the hell he's out here. So I kept after him. As his pace quickend so did I until he came to a dead halt and looked back at me and said, "Goblins eat ice cream too!" Just then I heard footsteps behind me so I whipped my head around to see a goblin eating an ice cream cone. When I turned back to speak with the skeleton, he was gone. To this day I still wonder why the skeleton was there, why I was there, and why the hell was the goblin eating ice cream!